Circle This With A Red Pen…
I have recently bought a ton of new things that I really want to show off to you guys. But for the life of me, can I be arsed to get pretty, get dressed up and fight with my mediocre camera to take some decent shots? Like fuck can I.
I need to employ a Fatshion Nanny, who will come live with me and make sure I get dressed up appropriately every day and document it accordingly. She’ll also need to help me resurrect my sewing skills and so I can get around to finishing all of my Fatshion DIY projects. Last but not least, she’ll need to have a great command of the piano and have mad gangsta show tune skills, for when I need to sing about my feelings of course.
Are you my Nanny?
I can’t work out If I like boleros/shrugs or not. They don’t look weird on others, but I imagine because I have large arms, wide shoulders and such, that they would on me. How do you feel about em?
I Finally Bought Some Belts…
You know some beaches are really really wide and there’s tons of space before you actually get to the sea? Wells that’s the small of my back and my arse. I have a shelf as some of you have seen and so I’ve always thought wearing a belt would highlight the fact my back begins 15 minutes after you see the first tip of my arse. And not forgetting to mention that my tiny waist can be likened some what to the lost world of Atlantis, belts just get lost.
But with all that mushy self love and confidence you bitches radiate with your hotness, I’ve put my obscure ‘no belts’ reasoning on ice. I’ll post pics eventually, but I just thought I’d keep you up to date with what I deem as (personal) current global affairs.
Lots of love from your safe distance stalker,
No you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
I am rather enjoying giving ASOS hell >=o) …
I have decided to use the rest of my PSM hormones to adequately grill ASOS on most of their Facebook posts. I’m not being rude, aggressive or crass, because that wont allow me/us to be heard. I am on the other hand, stating the issue for all people to see, including them, in a more intelligent passive aggressive plain English way.
I wont even mention the actual effect it has on the people they just want money from. I’m speaking on their behalf with a business slant to my argument. How they can make more money by being MUCH less offensive, disrespectful, lazy, insensitive and feverishly disappointing. Everybody happy.
Far be it for me to tell you lovelies what to do, but a little noise can go a long way.
Many in body one in mind I say!
Yesterday in my skirt…
I went to the huge shopping centre Lakeside and had a huge audience for my skirts debut.
I was shitting myself! Honestly, I just imagined it riding up and showing my spanks shorts or it just looking crappy. But it looked awesome. And every mirror I walked past I made love to.
All thanks to every single last Hot Tumblr Chubster chick, who without even pumped me full of style confidence. As I’ve said before, I am very confident, in many situations but it’s alright thinking your making amazing style choices, but to have really unshakable conviction in your choice is another. Yesterday In a skirt added a whole new element to my style repertoire. I’m going to rape that skirt and get more of them.
Love N Hugs girls, you’re all my heroes!