Hay beautiful, How you doing? I'm Alli, 25 & from North East London ..................... I adore Fatshion, Crafting, Woodcare, Disney and Nerdy Stuff...................... I'm NOT a fan of Jazz, weak handshakes, bananas or Spiders........... 2012 will be pretty hard to beat, but 2013, yo let's kick this bitch in the dick WOOO.................................. Nichiren Daishonin Buddhist with SGI-UK... Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo
I love this dress so much. Thanks George@ASDA …..Please ignore this picture from the neck up. The contrast gives me some serious beardy shadow lol
I know it’s a shitty quality photo and angle, BUT, I just had to show you the dress my mum bought me all by her self! I told her to buy me something under £15! I expected to get a few tubs of my favourite tea NOT THIS! Lol Love you Moomin
Head to toe me today
Today I’m just casually wearing what I want…and what’s clean.
Circle This With A Red Pen…
I have recently bought a ton of new things that I really want to show off to you guys. But for the life of me, can I be arsed to get pretty, get dressed up and fight with my mediocre camera to take some decent shots? Like fuck can I.
I need to employ a Fatshion Nanny, who will come live with me and make sure I get dressed up appropriately every day and document it accordingly. She’ll also need to help me resurrect my sewing skills and so I can get around to finishing all of my Fatshion DIY projects. Last but not least, she’ll need to have a great command of the piano and have mad gangsta show tune skills, for when I need to sing about my feelings of course.
Are you my Nanny?
Boleros/Shrugs
I can’t work out If I like boleros/shrugs or not. They don’t look weird on others, but I imagine because I have large arms, wide shoulders and such, that they would on me. How do you feel about em?
My OOTD …although now I am in a large tshirt and slippers which we all know can’t be beaten!
I didn’t like the black coat with it, far too much black! But I’m ill and that’s the warmest coat I have. I need to find a nice denim shirt/jacket. You guys all seem to have em’ where the frick do you get them??
Pastel mint skinny belt £3 Asda - Comes with a pastel yellow in addition http://tinyurl.com/c38cw29
Maxi Dress - New Look - Gift, It’s actually back to front. The other side has beads and a material flower…I’ll show you another time.
Shoes - £10 Asda http://tinyurl.com/cgbdfjo
Coat - Evans, From 100 years ago.
(Scarf, Buddha, snake and rose quartz necklaces, all gifts)
I Finally Bought Some Belts…
You know some beaches are really really wide and there’s tons of space before you actually get to the sea? Wells that’s the small of my back and my arse. I have a shelf as some of you have seen and so I’ve always thought wearing a belt would highlight the fact my back begins 15 minutes after you see the first tip of my arse. And not forgetting to mention that my tiny waist can be likened some what to the lost world of Atlantis, belts just get lost.
But with all that mushy self love and confidence you bitches radiate with your hotness, I’ve put my obscure ‘no belts’ reasoning on ice. I’ll post pics eventually, but I just thought I’d keep you up to date with what I deem as (personal) current global affairs.
Lots of love from your safe distance stalker,
Alli x
I’m only going put to buy toothpaste… But I’m doing it looking classy as fuck!
Not the best photos! I can’t bare my Mum taking pics, she takes terrible ones and the worry is evident on my face lmao and that whole mirror image thing I am SHIT at, I’m anaemic and my hands are very shaky lol …
But I just wanted to show you guys that I didn’t know what to put with this lovely oriental styled top (£12 George at Asda). The last thing I thought would work, I think really worked. My good ole’ nautical navy stripe vest. I like the way they clash and I love a good horizontal stripe oooo yes!
So the moral of the story is….
I am totally ready to be a plus size model…just not in blazing sun with pollen caught up in the wind. Check out my professional ‘something in my eye’ shots and try not to ruin your keyboards with lustful dribble.
This is the size 8 dress I thrifted £3. So I can now say I’m a size 8-26 depending on the elastane involved lol
No you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
ezzl:
Yay we did it! Thanks to everyone’s blog posts, Facebook messages and emails to ASOS they have decided to stop using the above model. I’m so glad they listened to us and it’s good to know that plus size women may begin to be recognised as an important customer base rather than just a frumpy add on. As for it being hard to find models around a size 20, I call bullshit and I would urge any models size 20 and above to send their portfolios to ASOS immediately!ezzl:
Can we start a new campaign, taking pictures of ourselves in ASOS Curve stuff and sending it to them so they know what plus size women ACTUALLY look like in their stuff? I like a lot of their clothes but I look FUCK ALL like the pictures above!
Wait, what? This is a new Curve Model???????????????????????
They’ve stopped using her as there was such an outcry:
http://www.plus-model-mag.com/2012/05/shes-not-plus-size-asos-curve-responds-to-model-controversy/
Really well done guys! Let’s keep looking out for eachother like this, we know Jo one else is clearly. Not to be dramatic but honestly if spot something fucking suspect like this: Note it - Highlight specific problems - Escalate/share
I am rather enjoying giving ASOS hell >=o) …
I have decided to use the rest of my PSM hormones to adequately grill ASOS on most of their Facebook posts. I’m not being rude, aggressive or crass, because that wont allow me/us to be heard. I am on the other hand, stating the issue for all people to see, including them, in a more intelligent passive aggressive plain English way.
I wont even mention the actual effect it has on the people they just want money from. I’m speaking on their behalf with a business slant to my argument. How they can make more money by being MUCH less offensive, disrespectful, lazy, insensitive and feverishly disappointing. Everybody happy.
Far be it for me to tell you lovelies what to do, but a little noise can go a long way.
Many in body one in mind I say!
Yesterday in my skirt…
I went to the huge shopping centre Lakeside and had a huge audience for my skirts debut.
I was shitting myself! Honestly, I just imagined it riding up and showing my spanks shorts or it just looking crappy. But it looked awesome. And every mirror I walked past I made love to.
All thanks to every single last Hot Tumblr Chubster chick, who without even pumped me full of style confidence. As I’ve said before, I am very confident, in many situations but it’s alright thinking your making amazing style choices, but to have really unshakable conviction in your choice is another. Yesterday In a skirt added a whole new element to my style repertoire. I’m going to rape that skirt and get more of them.
Love N Hugs girls, you’re all my heroes!
