October 21st, 2012 at 6:30PM
This wonderful sight is called ‘All-My-Friends-Have-Boyfriends-Apple And Pear Pie with a Crumble-Nut Musili and Maple Syrup Topping’ fuck all you bitches and your dissapearing acts. (I’m on my period yes, but I support my feelings)

This wonderful sight is called ‘All-My-Friends-Have-Boyfriends-Apple And Pear Pie with a Crumble-Nut Musili and Maple Syrup Topping’ fuck all you bitches and your dissapearing acts. (I’m on my period yes, but I support my feelings)

11 notes #pie#crumble#musili#nuts#apple#pear#boyfriends#forever alone#single#rant#fuck you#short crust
May 4th, 2012 at 11:46PM

The terrible urge to snuggle has darkened my doorstep once more.

Come on Universe, work with me here. One needs someone who can hold invigorating intelligent conversation and who’s snugglefuck skills off the charts. 

1 note #FOREVER ALONE#snugglefuck#snuggle#universe#prayer#intelligent
April 24th, 2012 at 9:46AM

So I dreamt that I became the third wheel in a gay couples relationship. How needy is that lol …

Can’t get my own guy so I’ll just bunk up with two gay guys…they we’re bi by the end of the dream of course.
They became rather ready for ones jelly, if you know what I mean.

1 note #feeling the cold#gay relationship#bisexual#threesome#third.wheel#forever alone
April 21st, 2012 at 12:13AM

I think I need to chant about how much I objectify and sexualise…well just about everyone lol …

…It’s not a good look when you’re looking for a Kosen Rufu partner!

(*kosen Rufu - World Peace

*KRP - someone who moves your life forward and is an asset to your life as you are to theirs. Not staring into each others eyes but towards your futures.)

2 notes #chant#kosen rufu partner#objectify#sexualise#forever alone#cause and effect
April 16th, 2012 at 1:38PM
blindswan: Marlon Brando.  Looking at pics of Marlon Brando, young or old makes me believe I shall me forever alone. Until I meet someone else who makes me swoon HARD just on sight alone. (Apart from my cousins made, but we all know I shant be shitting on my own doorstep this side of the century so thats ruled out.)

blindswan:

Marlon Brando.
 

Looking at pics of Marlon Brando, young or old makes me believe I shall me forever alone. Until I meet someone else who makes me swoon HARD just on sight alone. (Apart from my cousins made, but we all know I shant be shitting on my own doorstep this side of the century so thats ruled out.)

6 notes Source: blindswan #MARLON BRANDO#forever alone
March 24th, 2012 at 10:30PM

File this under ‘CHECK YO’SELF BITCH’

I was JUST about to reblog a picture of a superiorly HOT bearded wonder. The comment underneath of ‘My gorgeous Boyfriend’, read just like every other I’d seen, so I added ‘Dear Monica, the Boy is mine. Thanks Brandy xoxo’, and saved the post as a draft for later.

I thought let me just have a look through this any bitches blog and see what else we have in common apart from who we’d love to call our BF’s in public. BLAM. A pic of them together with their limbs and lips entwined’n’yucky. *sigh*

Lol I need to bandage up my ego!

#Better Luck Next Time#Bumped#Check yo'self bitch#Envy#FOREVER ALONE#beard#OOH BURN
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:38AM

I feel like…

I’m wide awake sleeping. I just want to eat lots of high fat/savoury food with a GIANT salad, snuggle up to a sexy lumberjack looking rugby player with wild facial hair, sleep in a forever hot shower/bath and never go back to the hell of work.

 

#snuggle#FOREVER ALONE
February 28th, 2012 at 12:25AM

I have no one to share this EPIC technology with right now. But I cannot think of anything better honestly! No talking, no texting or IM’ing/Ping’ing/WhatsApp’ing…just a simple, warm glow emanating from your comfy bed and the sound of the heart you miss. 

…I suppose I could share one with my dog…

7 notes #Forever Alone#Long Distance Relationship#Pillow Talk#joanna montgomery#little riot#interaction design