I Could Make Sensual Mouth Love To A Subway Sandwich Right About Now…

Oh Dear…

Uncontrollable urge to listen to Lauryn Hill is not a good sign. I repeat. Not a good sign.

The only problem I have with being single, the unquenchable thirst for affection. Sex comes at the drop of a hat, but quality affection is fucking gold dust around these parts neighbour. 

Gonna go trawl the streets and hug some drunks from the pub up the road. Unsuspecting victims are my favourite.

evil laugh

Who wants Curry? You’ll pay and I’ll pay you in extreme snugglefuckin skills! Who’s in?

…if you leave me hanging it may stunt my emotional growth when I decided to grow up!

So glad I made that soup…

I feel like attacking a Mc D’s and a Subway like the hulk. Just smashing through creating x rated burger combinations that would make the Burger King cum on his crown.

FUCKING GANG BANGER HORMONES

I have an IUD implant coming up for its forth birthday. Every period has been different since I had it fitted. But the best thing is that I’m no longer bed bound for five days straight every month.